ranting about the funniest of quotes

thedailywhat:

Overachievers of the Day: An entire class of high school students in China was photographed recently while studying for the Gaokao — China’s National College Entrance Exam with life-and-death implications — while IV drips helpfully delivered “amino acid” concoctions to keep them cramming late into the night.
The photos are making the rounds online, but while the Western world reacts with dismay, Sino Weibo commenter 天高任鸿飞 isn’t fazed: “We all experienced this. We can only blame ourselves for lack of physical exercises.”
[ministryoftofu]

thedailywhat:

Overachievers of the Day: An entire class of high school students in China was photographed recently while studying for the Gaokao — China’s National College Entrance Exam with life-and-death implications — while IV drips helpfully delivered “amino acid” concoctions to keep them cramming late into the night.

The photos are making the rounds online, but while the Western world reacts with dismay, Sino Weibo commenter 天高任鸿飞 isn’t fazed: “We all experienced this. We can only blame ourselves for lack of physical exercises.”

[ministryoftofu]

Source: thedailywhat

Text

Text

Denise: Who cares what anyone thinks? 
Rod Kimble: You don’t get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason I must quit. 
Denise: You don’t mean that. 
Rod Kimble: Yeah, I do… Stay Sweet. 



thedailywhat:

Late Lunch Links:
Boing Boing blogger Xeni Jardin blogs about her breast cancer diagnosis.
Man gets Reddit Alien tattoo to thank site’s readers for raising thousands to help his sick son. 
“Construction of Language and Identity in LOLspeak”: An actual presentation from an actual academic conference.
Another Single-Topic Tumblr of the Day: The Haim Game.
Late Lunch Leisure: Raze 2.
Late Lunch Lady: Olena Marlene.
Late Lunch List: 6 ‘Based on a True Story’ Movies with Unpleasant Epilogues.
[photo: cartoonbrew.]

thedailywhat:

Late Lunch Links:

  • Man gets Reddit Alien tattoo to thank site’s readers for raising thousands to help his sick son

[photo: cartoonbrew.]

Source: thedailywhat

Text

#13 

Smokey: I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ‘cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.

=)

Text

Follow me at http://www.tumblr.com/blog/quotemanics

Text

she sucks.