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Denise: Who cares what anyone thinks? 
Rod Kimble: You don’t get it, do you Denise? I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason I must quit. 
Denise: You don’t mean that. 
Rod Kimble: Yeah, I do… Stay Sweet. 



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#13 

Smokey: I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ‘cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.